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PostSubject: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:52 pm

Is the kind right in the middle of the philtrum. So easy to pop you've gotta wonder why they even bother.

Actually, the best are the fat ones that shoot a ton of blood and infected green pus on the mirror. Especially when they make an audible noise. But those are usually more trouble than their worth.

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PostSubject: Re: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:54 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:01 pm

I'm so disappointed that that wasn't pimple-popping porn. Triple P has been an untapped market for far too long.

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PostSubject: Re: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:27 pm

I like the ones that appear within the nose.

I like to stick the tweezers right up there and squeeze those motherfuckers until they pop, regardless of how the pain keeps making my eyes water.
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PostSubject: Re: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:56 pm

Yeah those ones are gnarly. The ones right on the edge of your lip hurt like hell too, and you look like you've got herpes if you fuck with em.

The best are the big monstrous ones on your shoulder. You can have a field day with them and nobody will know. I used to downright cultivate them, fucking with them every day, but being careful never to break the skin. Then you let them start to disappear, and right when they look like a overripe cherry that somebody stomped on, you pop that fucker and I swear to God it'll shoot a thin geyser of blood ten feet or more. I've gotten blood on the ceiling with that technique, I shit you not. cherry

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PostSubject: Re: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:34 pm

I used to get this spider bites in the spring where I used to live.

They'd be about an inch in diameter, a centimeter tall, and fairly tough at first. They usually didn't have any feeling, but I had this one that itched like a Nubian, so I took the pliers to it when I was in my bedroom.

Motherfucker hurt like hell and all it did was ooze stringy-bloody puss.
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PostSubject: Re: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:07 am

I fucked yo mama and she shot 10 feet of thin blood.
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PostSubject: Re: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:19 am

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PostSubject: Re: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:56 am

sometimes when deeper, broader ones would refuse to pop, I'd take a razor an cut them open a bit and then squeeze it all out through the cut. Luckily I haven't gotten any like that in awhile.
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PostSubject: Re: The most satisfying type of zit to pop.   Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:38 pm

I don't get all that many pimples anymore, but I get a few on my ass now and then. I swear they're impossible to pop. Ass skin is like cow hide.

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