homo, you were in my dream

Subject: homo, you were in my dream Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:36 am

dream homo is pretty cute.

we were driving in the eastern united states trying to get to some fictional cities near the great lakes. hobo, stop trying to take the wheel from me, brits can't drive in the untied states. the concept of the steering wheel on the other side and the roads going backwards is too confusing for you.

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Hobo died last night in an auto accident. That was him saying goodbye.

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Krooze L-Roy wrote:: Hobo died last night in an auto accident.

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wow holy balls, thats the second person whos had a dream about me, im sure theres others but they wouldn't admit it otherwise everyone would see their secret love for me

maybe its time i show you guys a picture of me

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Homo In A Box amirite? wrote:: maybe its time i show you guys a picture of me

Now you have dream personas to live up to. The real you would almost certainly be a twerp by comparison.

"Twerp" is a sadly underused insult.

Subject: Re: homo, you were in my dream Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:12 pm

i prefer "dweeb"

and i highly doubt real homo can compete with dream homo. i don't even remember what he looked like, but he was an attractive human male.

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Dweeb is another good one.

But twerp has this:

Quote :: VONNEGUT

Twerp also had a very specific meaning, which few people know now. Through careless usage, twerp is a pretty formless insult now.

INTERVIEWER

What is a twerp in the strictest sense, in the original sense?

VONNEGUT

It's a person who inserts a set of false teeth between the cheeks of his ass.

INTERVIEWER

I see.

VONNEGUT

I beg your pardon; between the cheeks of his or her ass. I'm always offending feminists that way.

INTERVIEWER

I don't quite understand why someone would do that with false teeth.

VONNEGUT

In order to bite the buttons off the backseats of taxicabs. That's the only reason twerps do it. It's all that turns them on.

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o.o wrote:: i prefer "dweeb"

and i highly doubt real homo can compete with dream homo. i don't even remember what he looked like, but he was an attractive human male.

we will see when i feel man enough to ask my brother to take pictures of me

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cause i suck at taking them imo

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We're goin on a road trip, a road trip, A ROAD TRIIIIIIP

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Nestea Kid wrote:: We're goin on a road trip, a road trip, A ROAD TRIIIIIIP

Bitch, come back from the dead.